B*Friend Press

Helen Bach - the ugly girl in a perfect world.
Love and romance abound, but the indefatiguable Helen gets none while her roommates get it all. This drought makes Helen try harder. As true romance rolls imperfectly into Helen’s life it sets off a chain of events that could destroy the world, the universe, or worse, track mud into her apartment on Perfect Street!
Helen becomes the desire of the local vagrant, part of a possessive cat’s harem, embroiled in a spy adventure, a soul-numbing job, and some genocide... pretty typical romance-type stuff.
Perhaps Helen would get it together if she could only realize she is the...

Retail - $9.99 - available from Barnes & Noble and Amazon.com.
A comedy-romance novella, 178 pp., perfect bound, 5x8", creme paper.
ISBN # - 978-0-9787483-3-3
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First printing, first edition. 252 pages B&W with hundreds of illustrations and graphics.

Retail - $29.99, $25 - signed/postage/handling (inside the USA), $30- signed/postage/handling (everywhere outside of the USA). All shipping is US Priority Mail.
All early orders will include a set of LOST BOYS comic book stickers while supplies last.
This book details all major stages in an animation production, providing a concise overview of the entire process for the professional, student, and layman. Each stage has been described with tasks involved, people involved, how it fits into the overall process, alternate means of achieving the job, and successes and errors.
Inside are chapters on ....
Taken directly from a decade's worth of experience in major television animation production, ANIMATION : THE INNER WORKINGS is a must for any animation worker and the perfect textbook for art schools preparing students to enter the complex world of high budget animation.
ISBN # - 978-0-9787483-0-2
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Available from Amazon.com and Barnes & Noble.
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A historical action-adventure-spy novel set in 1787. The tale of a British rifleman from the American Revolutionary War turned traitor to the Crown and wanted for mass homicide by the Americans as he struggles to regain his soul stolen by demons motivated by his past.

Retail - $11.99 - available from Barnes & Noble and Amazon.com.
A historical novel, 254 pp., perfect bound, 5x8", creme paper.
ISBN # - 978-0-9787483-2-6
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SIMPLIFY! Confused by all those other bar books that push products or clutter you by demanding dozens of bottles of alcohol and a parade of confusing recipes which daunt your taste buds with childishly sugary dessert drinks?
Stop looking: this is the book you need.

CLASSY DRINKS FOR THE NOOB shows you simply and precisely how to make a basic bar with under a dozen bottles of popular spirits (less if you desire) and yet make dozens of time tested classic cocktails for the sophisticated drinker. It even has some sugary dessert drinks thrown in for good measure.
Cut through the myriad recipes and kitschy fruit flavored liquors, and make the drinks your great grand dad and his pappy enjoyed in tougher times when the world knew how to put hair on your chest and a smile on your face.
Retail - $6.99 - available from Barnes & Noble.
Cooking: bartending, 92 pp., perfect bound, 5.83" x 8.27", white paper.
ISBN # - 978-0-9787483-6-4
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Helen is Back, and she is Bach. Only hours after the first novella, Helen arrives in a new town to start again. Before she can get settled, the hapless girl is elevated to the standard of universal beauty while she struts herself on international catwalks. As the world goes wild around her, she decides to do the only thing such an person can do - run for President.
It's another wild, perverse ride in Helen's crazy life...

West Virginia, 1966. A strange, hairy, winged, 8-foot tall man-beast with a head sunken into its chest is terrifying the small towns nestled into the hills along the Ohio River. Soon come the invisible ghost-entities ripping up homes and terrorizing citizens. Next come the vampiric flying craft followed by black helicopters and cattle mutilators. Men In Black begin to harass the locals to shut up about what they have seen. The armed forces appear and shakedown witnesses. Then the UFOs begin appearing with tidings of nuclear doomsaying and salvation provided by the "space brotherhood"... why did it happen? The answer is startling simple but terrifyingly supernatural.

The future. Everything is perfect. Don't question anything, because everything is provided. Utopia has been achieved. Mankind is free to be unburdened by strife, hunger, poverty, bad health, and death. Just ignore the rampant murders...

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ANIMATION : The Inner Workings

252 B&W pages A4 Format Signed • Shipped
$25(usa)
$30(everywhere)
$22.97
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STATE OF ONE
254 pages
$8.63
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CLASSY DRINKS FOR THE NOOB
92 pages
$6.99
THE LOST
BOYS
330 B&W pages Digest Format
$9.44
COMING Nov. 2010